Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) First Rule of QA School: Never smack your testes in public.

2) The magic tickles of Skittles

3) Frisky Dingo

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Crapping the whip

2) Blue and Gold

3) Peppercorn stake

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Star Trek

2) Old!

3) Thunderstorms

4) Quiet time

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Morphine (The band, not the drug)

2) Using the company credit card and feeling like a bad ass

3) 30% off sales at F.Y.E.

4) Finishing yet another DS9 novel

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Finishing Lost at 2:30am

2) Two reps at the gym

3) Finding enough quiet time to write this

4) Cooking food