Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Cheese bread!

2) The origin of a man named Max

3) Salad... yeah, yeah yeah

4) My Testees! Go team!

First Joke

Because I don't have an official journal anywhere, I'm going to post this story here.

My son told his first joke today. I was holding him and he looked at me and said "Owie." Nothing seemed wrong with him, so I said "Owie? Where's an owie?" He then smiled at me and headbutted me right in the eye. Obviously I yell "OW!" and which point he started laughing and said "Owie!".

I'm so proud of him!

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) "OF COURSE they don't even bother going to the cupboard and instead simply make a can of whoop-ass on the spot."

2) The Cure

3) One day farther from my past and one day closer to my future.

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Six-in-a-half feet long tree lizards

2) " There's no point in writing if you don't care about reading and thinking."

3) Science!

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) "Life doesn't give us purpose, Black Hand. We give life purpose."

2) Laughing Stock

3) Kites

4) The Exodus of the Red Eye