Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) It either should or should not. It shouldn't should sometimes and it shouldn't should not others.

2) The 'Current now'? How many kinds of "now" are there?

3) Playing DDO with the guys at work

4) Midnight showings of movies!

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) First Rule of QA School: Never smack your testes in public.

2) The magic tickles of Skittles

3) Frisky Dingo

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Crapping the whip

2) Blue and Gold

3) Peppercorn stake

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Star Trek

2) Old!

3) Thunderstorms

4) Quiet time

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Morphine (The band, not the drug)

2) Using the company credit card and feeling like a bad ass

3) 30% off sales at F.Y.E.

4) Finishing yet another DS9 novel

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Finishing Lost at 2:30am

2) Two reps at the gym

3) Finding enough quiet time to write this

4) Cooking food

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) "I've got my own odd little quirks about comics, but arguing that something official isn't really official just because someone said it officially, isn't one of them."

2) I want to believe

3) P.J. Harvey

Reason I Woke Up Today

1) 5 kinds of push ups

2) Comfy chairs

3) Stealing said comfy chair from co-worker

4) Framing different co-working for previously stated chair theft

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Trust

2) The crazy coolness of the human brain

3) Singing corpses (sure that was yesterday, it's worth mentioning today also)

4) Surround sound.

5) And of course, comic day!

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Hail storm drinking games

2) Corporate lunch

3) The Wang-Chung Rebellion!

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Beatles Rock Band

2) Lego Rock Band

3) Rock Band in general

4) New pants

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) "Booboo, feel the pain of a thousand Jews!"

2) Dark Heresy

3) Fringe

Reason I Woke Up Today

1) "Sucking the marrow from the thighbone of life."

2) Fringe

3) DC Comics. Really.

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Good smelling women

2) 7th Seas

3) The Joker

Reason I Woke Up Today

1) Rock Band!!!!

2) Rickrolling

3) Musical interludes at work

4) Iron Man 2

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Cheese bread!

2) The origin of a man named Max

3) Salad... yeah, yeah yeah

4) My Testees! Go team!

First Joke

Because I don't have an official journal anywhere, I'm going to post this story here.

My son told his first joke today. I was holding him and he looked at me and said "Owie." Nothing seemed wrong with him, so I said "Owie? Where's an owie?" He then smiled at me and headbutted me right in the eye. Obviously I yell "OW!" and which point he started laughing and said "Owie!".

I'm so proud of him!

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) "OF COURSE they don't even bother going to the cupboard and instead simply make a can of whoop-ass on the spot."

2) The Cure

3) One day farther from my past and one day closer to my future.

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Six-in-a-half feet long tree lizards

2) " There's no point in writing if you don't care about reading and thinking."

3) Science!

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) "Life doesn't give us purpose, Black Hand. We give life purpose."

2) Laughing Stock

3) Kites

4) The Exodus of the Red Eye