Adventure Funtime Weekend Adventure Fun!*

_{*translated from some trendy language}

Everyone's taking everything they can. - Zero 7, In the Waiting Line

This weekend was so zany the only way that I can present it to you in all of it's glory, my dear reader, is to present it in a Mad Lib. Goda!


Friday after work I went to ___{business name}__ and bought a ___noun__ to give to ___{proper noun}__for their ___event(1)__. While there I encountered a ___{type of performer/politician}__ memorizing a group of ___animal__ with his ___{type of logical fallacy}__. Then I got a text from ___{proper noun__} saying that the ___event(1)__ was about to start. I tried to text back, but my ___expletive__ phone is acting like a piece of ___expletive__. "___{four letter word starting with the letter "f"}__!" I said very loudly. A young ___noun__ looked at me in ___emotion__. "___verb__ me." I said to her. I went back to the ___building__ where the ___event(1)__ was taking place. We discussed what we wanted to watch. After ___number ___{increment of time}__ passed we settled on ___{horror movie that rhymes with "The Mudge"}__. As the night passed we watched ___{type of entertainment}__ and I drank ___{alcoholic beverage}__ and some ___{other alcoholic beverage}__. Meanwhile ___{proper noun}__ and ___{other proper noun} drank ___{alcoholic beverage}__, and ___{other alcoholic beverage}__, and ___{other alcoholic beverage}__, with some ___{other alcoholic beverage}__, and a lot of ___{other alcoholic beverage}__, topped it off with ___{other alcoholic beverage}__, and a chaser of ___{other alcoholic beverage}__. I think I killed a ___{type of transient}__.