Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) "Booboo, feel the pain of a thousand Jews!"

2) Dark Heresy

3) Fringe

Reason I Woke Up Today

1) "Sucking the marrow from the thighbone of life."

2) Fringe

3) DC Comics. Really.

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Good smelling women

2) 7th Seas

3) The Joker

Reason I Woke Up Today

1) Rock Band!!!!

2) Rickrolling

3) Musical interludes at work

4) Iron Man 2

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Cheese bread!

2) The origin of a man named Max

3) Salad... yeah, yeah yeah

4) My Testees! Go team!

First Joke

Because I don't have an official journal anywhere, I'm going to post this story here.

My son told his first joke today. I was holding him and he looked at me and said "Owie." Nothing seemed wrong with him, so I said "Owie? Where's an owie?" He then smiled at me and headbutted me right in the eye. Obviously I yell "OW!" and which point he started laughing and said "Owie!".

I'm so proud of him!

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) "OF COURSE they don't even bother going to the cupboard and instead simply make a can of whoop-ass on the spot."

2) The Cure

3) One day farther from my past and one day closer to my future.

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Six-in-a-half feet long tree lizards

2) " There's no point in writing if you don't care about reading and thinking."

3) Science!

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) "Life doesn't give us purpose, Black Hand. We give life purpose."

2) Laughing Stock

3) Kites

4) The Exodus of the Red Eye

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Blackest Night #8 tomorrow!

2) Not being at Pompeii (though this is somewhat mitigated by being so close to the Yellowstone Caldera....)

3) Peter laughing at his silly daddy

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Brom. The dude was awesome, and he signed my Deadlands book!

2) Sand. The dude is awesome, it's always good to be able to see your best friend.

3) "I like fake boobs. And real ones, big or small, its all good. I don’t mind that fake ones look fake. To me, boobs are like spaceships (no, not ‘cos I never get to touch either of them); it’s like, you see a picture of the space shuttle and you go ‘wow, that’s awesome, a real life spaceship!’ And then you see a picture of an Imperial Star Destroyer, and you go ‘WOW. I totally know that’s not real, but that is really awesome. And so BIG. Unrealistically so, but still …’ You don’t go ‘hrmph, I don’t like fake spaceships.’"

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Cupcakes

2) Mulder getting some

3) The Coming of Brom! (Because that means the Coming of Sand!)

4) Rawr!

5) Oooo Firefly

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Abbott and Costello

2) Chicken In A Can!

3) Deadlands talk

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) The answer came independent of the question. That's when I knew I was in trouble

2) Arkham Horror

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) My posterior saved for posterity

2) St. Patrick's Day!!

3) "Well, Jack, you stand there and say, 'Gee, Rocket Raccoon, I'm so glad you brought that unfeasibley large cannon with you...' and I go like this."

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) "I've always wanted laser hair removal, but nature is doing it for me."

2) Boondock Saints 2!

3) Boondock Saints 1 (almost...)!

4) Business Mode

5) Hot chocolate

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) "Frank Miller falls into a whole separate category - "batshit insane"."

2) Boondock Saints 2!

3) Tons of baby kisses from Peter.

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) "Sooner or lazer."

2) The Other Hand!!!

3) Some 4th ed lovin'!

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) Maintaining my Heavy Weight Nerd title via Tremors knowledge

2)Finally getting to see Avatar. In 3D. At the Imax.

Reasons I Woke Up Today

1) New music for new day

2) Magic lunch breaks!