Reasons I Woke Up This Morning

1) The Sherlock Holmes soundtrack
2) Tumblebugs
3) "I'm skipping past 'Whining' and going straight to 'Pouting'."
4) "With this wonderful piece of modern medical technology, we are able to laugh in the face of death, then spit in it, make obscene phone calls to his wife three in the morning, steal his newspaper and shit on his porch. With science."